Yo Momma’s so fugly Voldemort won’t speak her name

So, despite having picked up a horrid summer cold, I am still determined to go to the 12:01AM showing of Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince tonight. In honor of that, twitter had a “yo mama” style contest, and here are the honorable mentions in all their wizardly glory: JanetVarney: Yo momma so fat the… Continue reading Yo Momma’s so fugly Voldemort won’t speak her name

On The Road, Again

After my previous post about Cormac McCarthy’s The Road, my friend Matt directed me to the trailer for the upcoming film adaptation: Holy Simultaneously Grim and Necro, Batman. That aside, a certain shot caught my eye:   That’s actual Katrina footage, dirtied up a bit to fit the über-post-apocalyptic setting of The Road. You can… Continue reading On The Road, Again

The Road is a be-a-itch my friend

For my birthday, Bea’s Mom got me a copy of Cormac McCarthy’s The Road. It had been recommended to me, but with the caveat that it was quite dark, and could very well leave one depressed. Knowing my tastes and penchant for post-apocalyptic fiction (can we go ahead and just call it speculative fiction? ;)… Continue reading The Road is a be-a-itch my friend

Tennis ist Krieg!

Well, I lied. Tennis is decidedly not metal, but that didn’t stop me yesterday. My friend Alice (aka Diamondgrrl – rollerderby, aka Comissioner Gordon – kickball) and Anne (aka All the Way May – kickball) took me out to City Park, and we tennied. Tennised. Tenniserated. Yeah, tenniserated. I like that – it’s got a… Continue reading Tennis ist Krieg!

Julius: The Green Bondage Monkey

I recently did some laptop repair for an employee of Bicycle Michael’s, and in return, he worked on track bike. Working on my bikes is something I rarely feel like doing these days, and those wheels were in need of a truing. Well, Jon did some great work – even went so far as to… Continue reading Julius: The Green Bondage Monkey