Several Levels of Failure

I know several things went well today, I’m just going to harp on what went wrong: Truck needs an oil change/transmission fluid/pretty much every fluid change. One of the big 5-drawer tool chests is pretty banged up. Waiting ’till above is done to return. Hopefully tomorrow. 4 trips to Lowe’s today, got almost all I… Continue reading Several Levels of Failure

Dog Fighting

Bad luck wind been blowin’ on my back I was born to bring trouble wherever I’m at – Danzig, 13 Some days, you look for a fight. Other days, fights look for you. I took Indy and Bosceaux to the new dog park in City Park today. To make a short story shorter, Indy decided… Continue reading Dog Fighting

Smartphones are dumb.

While upgrading the system software on the crackberry this morning, it decided to wipe out all my contacts. So if you are so inclined, please send you phone number along to dubtea@gmail.com. Thanks.

stop. go.

I’n currently on Earhart, not moving. Why? Stupid fucking rush hour. For a long time, I’ve said that traffic congestion is worse than genocide. You can really only fully kill a group of people off once, and traffic is everywhere. When was the last time you banged your fists in anger and aggravation over Darfur?… Continue reading stop. go.

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Dr. McNinja and PHP/CSS

I’ve been noticing how on one of my favorite webcomics, Dr. McNinja, the page that displayed each comic was loading pretty slow. Before: <td valign=top><table border="0"> <tr><td align=center width="175"px><a href="page.php?pageNum=1&issue=10"> <img src="/graphics/1.gif" border=0> </a> </td></tr> <tr><td align=center width="175"px><a href="page.php?pageNum=2&issue=10"> <img src="/graphics/2.gif" border=0> </a> </td></tr> <tr><td align=center width="175"px><a href="page.php?pageNum=3&issue=10"> <img src="/graphics/3.gif" border=0> </a> </td></tr> <tr><td align=center… Continue reading Dr. McNinja and PHP/CSS

More on that mod_rewrite hack.

So I implemented that mod_rewrite hack (but added string sanitizing, etc.) on a project for a client. The other morning, it failed spectacularly. It was definitely one of those “But it worked fine yesterday” moments that we all love. In this instance, the host uses cPanel (an out-of the-box hosting solution), and I was not… Continue reading More on that mod_rewrite hack.