Alice Cooper Lied.

School, as it turns out, is not out forever. This past Wednesday marked my second week back at school. Class is only an hour long, and once a week. Plus, there are a few other friends in the class, which I must admit make it better. I haven’t been to school since 2001 (1/2 semester… Continue reading Alice Cooper Lied.

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Ironic Butterfly

Sonny and I are going to Planet Houston™ to see Dethklok play with Soilent Green on July 4. Metal.

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One Cell Down

I took the plunge, and ported the # from my Sprint phone to my work BlackBerry. It’ll be nice to only have to (drunkenly) keep track of one phone. Nothing against Sprint – I’ve been with them for 7 years or so now (thanks Roger), and I’ve been overall pretty happy with them. I did… Continue reading One Cell Down

I’m Handi-capable

I just clipped my toenails. All ten of them. By myself. This is an accomplishment.

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stop. go.

I’n currently on Earhart, not moving. Why? Stupid fucking rush hour. For a long time, I’ve said that traffic congestion is worse than genocide. You can really only fully kill a group of people off once, and traffic is everywhere. When was the last time you banged your fists in anger and aggravation over Darfur?… Continue reading stop. go.

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One month after The Fall

Well, one month ago tonight, I busted my knee open. When sitting, I can bring it to an almost 90° angle, and when walking, I’d say I’m down to a smaller limp. Stairs, however, make me feel like I should have been cast in Freaks. Usually throughout the day, I gradually stretch the ligament instead… Continue reading One month after The Fall

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The Kool-Aid is a Lie.

Well, I beat Portal in a little over 5 hours, and I enjoyed every minute of it. Looking at my stats, I see there are 14 different achievements, of which I have completed 4. These look to be some fun additional challenges. As for the NOMMUG meeting, well, I think they should change their name… Continue reading The Kool-Aid is a Lie.

The Cake is a Lie.

I know I have written about Portal (watch the trailer (again) dammit) before. Well, I just bought it and am itching to play it, except before I do that I have work here, some side work, and then some web nerd meeting before I start dreaming in portals. Since I actually have Half-Life 2 (the… Continue reading The Cake is a Lie.