Creepin’ up to the highschool like a chester…

My friend Neil (@ntraft) currently has his instant messenger status as:

“Dude, this van is like rolling probable cause.”

I sent that along to the other bearded computer/bicycle/D&D nerd Willâ„¢* who actually has what would easily pass for a child molester van, and his response was equally good:

“ha maybe one day i’ll paint it a less rapey color”

I just wondering what colors are “asking for it” more, and what are less?

This is also coming from the guy who has a pedobear sticker hidden somewhere in the aforementioned van (it used to be in the window).

*Yes, there are two of us. We even used to work together at the same dot com.

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