One thing I picked up in NC (besides yer moms (sorry, had to)) that I do really like was this:

There is no doorbell here, and I was thinking that next hardware store trip, I’d pick up one of them fancy wireless doorbells. I wasn’t too keen on it, but I’m much happier with this. It just suits the house better.
Damn, you all classy & shit!
Nice Knocker!