Unn, Too, Fee Times ‘Asplodey.

The results of about 8 miles into what was going to be a 25 mile ride:

1 rear flat. Change tube. Haul ass to catch up.
1 rear blowout.
50 F-bombs dropped.
Patch old tube (with the smaller hole). Use dollar as tire wall patch. Get back on bike.
1 broken chain. Sit down, wait for friends to return. 1 rear blowout.

Fail.

Fee Times Asplodey.

I shit you not, the second blowout happened when I was sitting on the ground, just waiting.

5 comments

  1. Damn dude. You done gone and pissed off the cycling gods or somethin’.

    Excellent Buckwheat/SNL reference by the way.

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