Wow. A 42-17 victory over Dallas last night.
Ladies, and gentlemen, football was not shown on NBC last night, but instead a special airing of Brokeback Mountain. Them Cowboys got fucked.
Anyways, tomorrow I buy my playoff tickets and my season tickets for next year.
Hahahahaha! Yes, even *I* watched.
Yeah, so did my mom. She’s even learning names/numbers/positions. Crazy.