Who Dat?

Oh Lord, I was in that number when the Saints went marching in.

Well, I wasn’t in Cleveland so much as I was at Vaughan’s in the Bywater, but you get the idea. Besides, Vaughan’s is so much cooler that Cleveland. But goddamn, did those Saints march. A strong start for a new team, a new coach, a new year. The Browns had a total of 1 rushing yard and 1 passing yard in the first quarter. 2 whole goddamn yards.

Next week, we should be leaving Lambeau Field in Green Bay with a 2-0 record.

And then kids, you know what is next. That’s right – the Saints march back into the dome on Moday, Sept. 25th to play the Falcons. Oh yes, motherfuckin’ Saints in the motherfuckin’ dome. And all those in the vicinity of Section 630, Row 8 will know us by our insatiable desire to see our hallowed Saints kick one of those dirty birds in their motherfuckin’ throats. Oh yes, the porkchop section will be heard in all of our thunderous, alcohol-fuelled might.

Amen.