A day in the life of a cameraphone.

Welcome back, Exxon! Glorious vendor of EZ-Serve hotdogs (yes, I know that it’s not an EZ-Serve, but eh.). It has been too long, old friend.

So I headed in, sporting the belt-buckle my Texas co-workers presented to me during our office X-mas party. Big Texas, brah. It’s bronze, but looks more golden in this photo.

After picking up a V-8, I made a beeline to the hotdogs. The hardest part really, is picking one. I tend to like the older ones (but not ancient). I wish that this was the hardest part of my day. Unfortunately, Preshious is no longer working there. Sad Panda. Looks like I’ll never get the opportunity now to buy some lotion and have her put it in the fucking bag.

Properly dressed. Chili-cheese hotdog with relish, mayo, yellow mustard.

Oh so tasty, but quite messy. Had to go to the bathroom when I was done to wash the cheese off. Goddamn delicious, yo.

Three monitors, one computer, one laptop. Dig.

Back in the office. Back to work. Or looking busy, at least.