Another reason why I won’t be a crazy cat lady.

For one, there is that whole cat allergy. Oh, and I’m a guy. Kinda crosses me of the eligibility list for being a Crazy Cat Lady™.

Anyways, this post is intended for you cat people.

Some British scientists from the Imperial College (London) believe schizophrenia may be caused by cat feces. They have found strong evidence for a link between an increased risk of schizophrenia and a parasite common to cat feces and undercooked meat.

They tested the connection by administering anti-psychotic drugs to rats infected with the parasite. The anti-psychotics were found to be at least as effective at treating the rats as the usual anti-parasite drugs. This study backs up several others that have made the connection between cat feces and schizophrenia.

So there you go. Cook your steak to Medium, and throw your cat(s) away and get a dog before you go batcat-shit crazy.