Unn, Too, Fee Times ‘Asplodey.
June 19, 2007
The results of about 8 miles into what was going to be a 25 mile ride:
1 rear flat. Change tube. Haul ass to catch up.
1 rear blowout.
50 F-bombs dropped.
Patch old tube (with the smaller hole). Use dollar as tire wall patch. Get back on bike.
1 broken chain. Sit down, wait for friends to return. 1 rear blowout.
Fail.
I shit you not, the second blowout happened when I was sitting on the ground, just waiting.