Chris Bozeman
May 2, 2006
According to Sonny‘s sources, Chris Bozeman died of heart failure. His heart just stopped beating.
Initially, we thought Chris must have had an aneurysm or something of that nature. According to how people found him (lying on the bed/couch, arms crossed in sleep), and to our friend Miguel the doctor, that just wasn’t feasible. According to Miguel, an aneurysm like that would feel like an extremely intense headache/migraine lasting for the last 15 minutes or so until you finally expire. Chris really went out painlessly and peacefully, which is all I could really ask for.
Miss ya man.
The Battle Rages On…
May 2, 2006
The current poll on /. goes a little like this:
Let’s Settle This. Who Would Win?
· Ninjas
· Pirates
· Robots
· Monkeys
At time of posting, The Ninjas are winning with more votes then Pirates and Robots combined (14,134, 6,103, and 8,018 respectively). Monkeys (as cool as they may be) are pulling up the rear with 6,003 votes.
If it was an election, I suppose there’d be a runoff. Instead, the only runoff is that of the dirty pirate blood from a Ninja’s katana.
Oooh, Faced! Scratch-Moded!